An Earring has a Story
That’s what you said to me, as you carefully removed mine and held it up to the hot afternoon sun, and you seemed disappointed when I told you there wasn’t one. Then, you told me the story of yours, as I lazily thumbed the warm piece of gold, and I grew drunk on your tale of violence and daring.
Was that the sea-spray, or your breath upon my cheek? The hot sand, or your skin? The rolling waves or the beating of your heart? The sun or your beard that burned me?
Your earring is heavier than mine. It reminds me of the day I fell inside.
On the recent topic of Orc Boyfriends, A Painting of Bruduk and Even
So I was doodling some greenies and a Gorn fell out. Sorry.
there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden
these sound completely legit
Okay I was not expecting to laugh that hard.
Jennifer Lawrence and her Dorito Dust, oh my god, I can’t breathe.
A gift for Gornsf, just because! Who really needs an occasion to draw hunky orcs? Not me!
your thoughts on gangster rap
I’d tell you, but as far as I can figure, Gangster rap and thoughts aren’t something that can actually be put together.
EDIT - So I just got called out on this by a friend for being unfair, and she’s absolutely right. I could just remove this but it’s better to correct a mistake than erase it. I’m sure quite a lot of thought goes into it, and it’s hard work, and it means something to a lot of people.
A fairer statement would be - It does not appeal to my musical tastes and I am not interested in it.
At least that’s how it is for me.
AMEN. As someone who draws erotic work, you quickly get to a place where it’s not about the fire in your loins so much as an obsession with trying to NOT DO IT WRONG, which frequently happens anyway. C’est la vie.
Freelancers vs Paidlancers
I been tryin t find soemone to make a website for me for teh last few months, and I can’t figure out whey they get so mad at me when I tell em I ain’t gonna pay? They’r e called freelancers for a reason ain’t they? they should be called paid-lancers if they’re workin for money… not that anyone would pay for summin they can get for free from a freelancer
So much derp
The preceding photoset contained graphic violence and should not have been viewed by children.
(Grant belongs to CaptainGerBear)
Woke up to a delightful surprise this morning, done by the lovely Greenedorf! Oh man that’s adorable. He would totally do that too. And then it MIGHT be like three or four bites. Oh Grant, you’re such a hog.
OMG Everyone keeps saying this guy looks like me and there he is LIVING MY DREAM LIFE.